DRUDGE REPORT- Man cuts off HIS in penis in pizzeria

DRUDGE REPORT FLASH 2007®

DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

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Pizza seems to have left the guy hungry. To date still unknown is if he ordered some ciabatta to go with his stocked up supply of presumably tasty fresh meat, probably to fix himself a hot dog (or was it a hot rod) or if he'd rather would have a professional cook to use it as a special topping for a second pizza.

Enjoy....

In an insane world,who is supposed to deal with the real loonies??